- Finding out what Alex Chilton's favorite alcoholic beverage was and attempting to drink it on a regular basis. (I will not tell you what it was or who told me what it was but I will tell you that it is harsh and disgusting.) - Ending a friendship-ending e-mail with the sentence "Also, Jean Luc Godard is a great man and you have no idea what you are talking about." - Meeting Thomas Pynchon - Hanging out with Matt Pinfield